Total Medals Earned: 125 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,370 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (25/385 points)
Disco inferno
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/18 (300/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 15/30 (90/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Slay the beast
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 6/27 (60/1,000 points)
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/8 (105/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 7/23 (50/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.